and a related story c:
“Hi my name is Bonabopn and this is my fox. His name is Daniel and he likes hugs and dancing and hats.”
“Mr Bopn, this is a preschool; we only teach children here.” replied the teacher.
“That’s what she said!”
“Sir, i’m gonna have to ask you to leave.”
“Please leave or i’ll have to call the police.” threatened the teacher.
“Ah, but i AM the police!” said Bonabopn, removing his hat to reveal a smaller policeman’s helmet underneath.
The teacher turned to a nearby teaching assistant and whispered “Cheryl? Call the police.”, to which Cheryl nodded and left the room.
“It’s okay Ma’am,” said Bonabopn, gesturing to a confused toddler donning plastic handcuffs. “I’ve apprehended the suspect.”
Turning to the child, Bonabopn added “You are under arrest for fraud. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say will be used as blackmail against you!”
The toddlers stare bemusedly at Bonabopn. A few of them do, anyway. Most have crowded around the fox, who is obviously enjoying the attention.
A knock comes from the door. The teacher opens it to greet two policemen. “That was fast.” she remarked. “This Jakkai is refusing to leave.”
“I can’t leave!” retorted the Jakkai. “I’m allergic to trees!”
“Please leave the premises,” warned one of the policeman, “Or i’ll have to arrest you.”
“Not if i arrest you first!” Bonabopn answered back, pointing aggressively at him.
The two policemen looked at each other, before one turned to him and said “Sir, i’m arresting you for tresspassing and impersonating a police officer. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”
“Fite me, scrub!” the jakkai retaliated, hurling a plastic tomato at him, which bounces harmless off his head.
The policeman twisted Bonabopn’s arm behind his back and began to march him out of the room.
“You can’t do this!” Bonabopn shouted. “I’m an endangered species!” he said, Daniel rushing out of the room to accompany him.
“I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!” Bonabopn’s voice echoed down the corridor as the teacher shut the door behind them.
A knock comes from the door again.
“Hello, i’m here following a 999 call from this location. May i come in?” asked one of the police officers at the door, showing his badge.
“It’s okay,” said the teacher, “Your colleague was here a few minutes ago, he arrested the man and took him away.”
The policeman narrowed his eyes. “Are you sure? I did not hear of this over the radio…”
The teacher’s gaze wandered, coming to rest on the plastic tomato that lay on the floor. A closer look revealed the letters “LOL NOOB” written on it’s side in block capitals.