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If I Were A Spy….

If i were a spy even just for a round
I’d walk out of spawn during setup
And disguise as what i wanted, And go
Get healed by the medic
And chase after scouts
I’d backstab who i wanted
And i’d never get discovered
‘Cause they’re idiots

If i were a spy
I think i could understand
How it feels to hide from pyros
I swear i’d be a better spy

I’d watch out for burns
‘Cause i know how it hurts
When you lose your only sentry
‘Cause it’s left unguarded
And all your stuff was sapped and destroyed

If i were a spy
I would turn off my cloak
Tell medics that i’m injured
And to übercharge me just as a joke

I’d put myself first
And choose my prey as i go
‘Cause i know that we’d cap intel
I’d clear the way for my team, for my team

If i were a spy
I think i could understand
How it feels to hide from pyros
I swear i’d be a better spy

I’d watch out for burns
‘Cause i know how it hurts
When you lose your only sentry
‘Cause it’s left unguarded
And all your stuff was sapped and destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to help cap
Say you’re just a bit late
Think we’d thank you for that?
If you thought without backup we’d win
You thought wrong

But you’re just a spy
You don’t understand (Oh you don’t understand)
How it feels to lose the intel
Someday you’ll wish you were a better spy

You don’t hear announcers
You don’t care if they cap
Until you lose the round in overtime
‘Cause you’re not here defendin’
And everything we had got destroyed…

(Lyrics © Me, song © Beyonce or whoever)