Storyline draft! :D

A Storyline:

Once upon a time, in some other universe or w/e with magic and things like a fantasy game, there’s this farmer guy/girl and he’s like farming in his field? He notices on the other side of the road in the distance there’s this bloke in a tree and he’s all “Wtf?” but he just sits there, so he keeps farming. Then a cart with someone important on it trundles by, and the bloke in the tree is all ninja and shoots a crossbow or w/e at the important guy/girl, but they miss and hit the farmer in the chest and they’re all like AAAAAARGH then the important person with their bodygaurd is all like SNIPAH and they pwn the other guy in the tree, but they don’t notice the farmer guy bleeding to death in the field so they’re all “W/e noob lol” and they ride off, then the farmer’s spouse and daughter is all NUUUUU and crying and stuff, then the farmer faints.

Then a necromancer guy comes along in a cart (busy road), and he’s all “O noes!” cuz the farmer’s all BLEH and the spouse’s all AHAHAHAHAAAAHHH and he’s all like “I can rez him but we needz healz or he’ll turn into a zobmie.” so he takes him to the city in his cart with the spouse and daughter, and then farmer dude wakes up and is all “AAAAAH that hurt” and necromancer guy is all “We gotta get healz k?” and farmer’s like “Damn.” and at some point in the conversation, he mentions a pwetty crystal that’s all black n stuff, but while he’s explaining it, people are shouting in the distance and then the necromancer’s all “Oh noes Necromancer hunterz!” and they’re all HADOUKEN and a fireball hits the cart and sends it flying, and the horses are all OMGWTF AAAAAAH and the cart falls down a hill or cliff or w/e next to the road, then the farmer’s all SHEEEEET and he gets up and no-ones there and he’s scared so he runs to the city and if it’s a game he’d be all hitting stuff wi’ sticks for a while before he gets there.

Then when he gets to the city, he’s all “Healz plz?” and the woman is all “‘Sup, if u needz healz go 2 ovar thar.” and then she’s all “U look pale, u alrite?” and farmer’s all “Yah, fine. T.T” and then he goes to healz guy who’s all “‘Sup, you met my friend necromancer guy?” farmer guy explains the story thus far and he’s all “K, i heal u now u break krystal” and he’s all “W/e” and they break the cystal and then farmer’s all “WHERE’S MY WIFE/HUSBAND (And daugther)” and then he goes out with one of healer dude’s homies who i haven’t thought much about to find them, and they find the bit of the road where the cart fell off and the necromancer guy is all x_x and the other homie is all T.T and then the spouse is also all x.x and then farmer is all liek “NUUUUUU” and then he’s T.T.

New paragraph! Now farmer’s stopped crying abit and he’s all WHERE’S MAI DAUGHTER and homie’s all “idk, bandits?” and then farmer guy is all AAAAAAAAAAAARGH cos he’s angry and drinks powerthirst and then he smashes some dude with cool weapons he found and homie’s all “W8 up!” and then they smash a hole through the nearby bandit camp, then idunno.

This is just a draft, the final might be a game or movie or play or w/e so it probably won’t be all liek that and w/e with “idk” and “OMG” and stuff.

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